THIS WEEK WE ROCK!
THURSDAY NOV 12 CM 40 Oakwood Ave, WoodBridge Nj
BDAY CELEBRATION FOR DJ 7 SOUNDZ (mtigzpro,conquest)
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Add comment November 9, 2009
WORLD SERIES WEDNESDAY: NEW YORK GIRLS VS. PHILLY GIRLS
The wonderful people at Complex Mag are at it again… i digs
The Yankees and Phillies kick off the 2009 World Series tonight and resume a bitter rivalry between their cities (relevant on a national scale once upon a time, Philly is very, very bitter that New York is the shit worldwide). Baseball alone is enough to bring out the hate Philadelphians and New Yorkers feel for each other, so wait until we put their women up against each other. Check out the head-to-head match-ups between NYC and Philly natives and help us decide which city takes the trophy for hottest women…
RAPPERS:
Nicki Minaj (New York) vs. Eve (Philadelphia)
• Eve is the former stripper, and yet it’s Minaj who has our foul pole dancin’. Sure, Eve is way more established in the game, and may have the better career numbers when all’s said and done, but D-D-D-DAMN!—Nicki has an ass that could seat a whole ball club comfortably!
Advantage: New York
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SINGERS:
Alicia Keys (New York) vs. Pink (Philadelphia)
• Like pink colorways of team caps, Pink is kind of cute. That’s fine if you’re a little girl, but we’re some very childish grown-ass men here at Complex. Speaking of grown asses, what’s fucking with Keys’ sultry, sexy, steroidally thick power-hitting bottom half? Us, that’s what! Mitchell Commission be damned!
Advantage: New York
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ACTORS:
Scarlett Johansson (New York) vs. Kat Dennings (Philadelphia)
• The far more hilarious and personable Dennings, who grew up in the Philly suburb of Bryn Mawr, would have a strong grip on this match-up but she’s under-utilizing her rosin bags. Scar-Jo, on the other hand, has mastered the sacrifice squeeze, which is an undeniable winning strategy. Get it? We’re talking about titties, which really should be taken out to the ball game.
Advantage: New York
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40-SOMETHINGS:
Marisa Tomei (New York) vs. Maria Bello (Philadelphia)
• Both of these 40-something actresses are damn fine and do nudity (Tomei recently in The Wrestler andBefore the Devil Knows You’re Dead; Bello in A History of Violence) but only one of them has done full frontal. Marisa, if you don’t show us there’s grass on the field, how can we play ball?
Advantage: Philadelphia
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TABLOID QUEENS
Lindsey Lohan (New York) vs. Amber Rose (Philadelphia)
• If this were 2004 and Lohan were fresh off of Mean Girls, there’s a good chance she’d be shutting Rose out, but it’s ‘09, and Amber is one of the best switch-hitters in the game. Plus, leathery Li-Lo’s looking more and more like an old catcher’s mitt.
Advantage: Philadelphia
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THIS HALLOWEEN WEEK WE PARTY AT
10.29.09 THURS SERIE 56
10.30.09 FRIDAY 118 LOUNGE NJ
10.31.09 SAT.TIMES SQUARE ARTS CENTER
10.31.09 SAT. ELEVATE
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Alife Warehouse Clearance Sale in NYC
Looks like Alife is switching warehouses and rather than move six season’s worth of inventory, they’d rather sell it off at steep 50% to 80% discounts. The sale runs from October 23 to November 1. Cash only and and it goes down at 359 Lafayette Street, New York, NY 10012.
via:StreetLevel.com
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